Monday, December 6, 2021

HOLIDAY FUNNY

Dashing through the snow, 
In my rusty Chevrolet, 
Down the road I go, 
Sliding all the way. 
I need new piston rings, 
I need some new snow tires. 
My car is held together by
A piece of chicken wire.
Oh rust and smoke
The heaters broke, 
the door just blew away.
I light a match
To see the dash and then 
I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent,
The muffler went,
The radios okay.
Oh what fun it is to drive 
This rusty Chevrolet!

I drive a Ford!  

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