Wednesday, April 13, 2022

AMAZON MYSTERY BOXES

Fifteen minutes before quitting time the UPS driver stands in the foyer of our building. She didn’t open the door, she just stood there pointing at the open elevator. 
Our door was unlocked, yet she didn’t come in. So I left my desk and went to help her. 
No, the office upstairs is closed, I can’t get you in. 
No, there isn’t a place for you to leave something for the title company. 
Can I take them and deliver the packages tomorrow? No
But the storm was really staring to pour outside and this brilliant delivery person was already soaked. 
So, yes…I’ll do the thing. 
I took the packages and put them on my desk. To be delivered tomorrow. 
My boss walked by and asked what I had. As I told him the UPS story I shook the boxes. The smaller white package sounded like a velvet jewelry box inside a cardboard gift box, so it must be a necklace. The larger box sounded like pills in a bottle. So I figured the orderer was in for a great weekend…
I figured he is giving Pearls and taking Viagra!
A happy weekend indeed!


 

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