“For every stunning, smart, well coiffed, hot women over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say ‘Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?’, here’s an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying the entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
Andy Rooney
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