If I was a bird.... you might be the first person I crapped on.
If robbers ever broke into my house and looked for money, I would just laugh and search with them!
Don't bother trying to understand women....women understand women and they hate each other.
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters ..perfectly harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
1. Go to pet store
2. Get a bag of bird seed
3. Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow
4. Watch reaction
PRICELESS
Scientists can not yet explain how 300 people can work at Walmart and there are only 3 cashiers available.
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