Out With The Old

When I was on my way into work, on the last work day of 2015, I was following a Volvo. It was a very chilly morning, so when the back window rolled down and a young child leaned out the moving car, I was surprised. When the child started to vomit out the window, I was glad I was far enough out of range that I didn't have to share in the experience.
The poor little guy did that bit of loveliness three times before dear parent pulled over. It was one of those moments I knew that my day wasn't going to be a bad one, because it wasn't my baby tossing his cookies all over the side of my car on New Years Eve.