Hawesville has one city cop.
The city cop misplaced his gun.
No one said it was stolen. Just Missplaced!
I am a BIG city girl, and my perseptions may be bias,
but in my book that sounds like He Lost It.
Don't worry though.....a town hall member bought him a new one!
While we are speaking of Town Hall, listen to this.....
Charley gets along with everyone pretty well. He is in Real Estate. It may be common knowledge that his dealings are not all too straight and he likes his adult beverages a bit too much, but he is a nice guy.
Well, good old Charley has been the mayor for sometime. I guess he felt pretty secure in his mayoral duties. So during election season Charley took the wife on a vaca to Hawaii! Nice right!
While the mayor was away, Rita, one of the gals in town, got busy talking with her neighbors. All her friends wrote Rita in on the write in ballot. And while Charley was basking on the sunny beach, unaware that he had any compition, Rita won the election! Charley came back far more tanned but far less in control.
Mayor Rita changed all the town "Welcome" signs to a lovely pink color!
Don't worry about Charley though, he ran for the councelman ticket. And got it. Now a large majority of the local news and views are the minutes from the Town Councel meeting, between Charley and the new Mayor!
This came out of the news and view in Hawesville. It's all true! Just go with it!!
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