He told me...
Someone broke into my garage.
They took my limbo stick....
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?!!!
He then said....
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what they were laced with...
BUT I HAVE BEEN TRIPPING ALL DAY!!!
He then said...
Did you hear about the blond that was snorting sweetener packets?
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS DIET COKE!!!
I think I needed his humor today!
Silly Smiles
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