Captain

I was speaking to one of my travel reps today. 

Her name is Sarah. 

She was so helpful. 

I asked if she had an H at the end of her name. 

She said she does. 

I told her that my daughter, Sara, 

always said she was the only Sara in her class 

without an H. 

(There were always several other 

Sarah’s in her grade school classes.) 

I told my rep that if I could have let me children 

choose their own names I would have. 

She agreed that everyone would 

probably love that option. 

"However," she said, "there may end up being names like

'Captain Dino Chicken Nugget'!!!" I agreed.

When I called her again, later in the day, 

she answered the call and I asked if this was "Captain"!!!